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My mom is trimming my hair, and I catch a glimpse of myself in the mirror for the first time in months.
I'm strapped to a chair and told to relax as I'm given a mental quiz.
I'm told I'm DIVERGENT
Everyone is cutting themselves with a knife and bleeding into bowls
Now I have to cut my hand and choose which sorority I want to rush
I PROCEED TO CHOOSE THE OPPOSITE THING MY PARENTS WANT ME TO
So now I'm in Dauntless and we're all running and it's anarchy
Calling Uber instead of jumping on a train to my new headquarters.
Jumping off the train to get to my new headquarters.
About to jump into the black hole.
Landing safely after jumping.
The hottest man I've ever seen helps me down.
Our eyes meet.
The next 2 seconds.
After I'm told I'll be sleeping, showering, and using the bathroom in front of everyone.
Going through training.
Having to fist fight with people.
Having to shoot guns at targets.
No wifi or Starbucks anywhere.
Barely passing the test to get in Dauntless.
Finally gaining respect in Dauntless.
My best friend tries to kill me.
I have to go through a final test and get told which faction I score as.
I'm taken out of Dauntless and placed in the Cheetah Sisters girl band.
My boyfriend forgets who I am.
Then almost kills me.
THEN HE REMEMBERZ MEEE!!!
I hack into the program that's brainwashed Dauntless and crack the code.
I get revenge on the evil Kate Winslet
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