1.13.2014

The Bachelor Episode 1 Recap: Honey badgers & Hippies

Thoughts I had watching tonight's episode

  • Real hippies don't wear shoes. Thanks, Lucy we get it. Neither do homeless people.
  • Amy had essentials oils on her, ready for rubbing. Put oil on her hands then literally rubbed his suit.
  • Amy is a psycho. 
  • Juan is terrified of Amy and so is America.
  • The stylist on this show likes men's skinny ties.
  • YOUR FIANCE DUMPED YOU, WE GET IT, WE'RE SORRY, MOVE ON, LAUREN H.
  • Sharleen------>HONEY BADGER OF THE NIGHT. She literally could care less if she got a rose or not. So naturally, she gets the first one.
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