Happy birthday, FFF! Lulu Lemon giveaway

I've always wanted to host a giveaway on my blog. Well it just so happens this month is my blog's birthday! FFF IS TURNING ONE AND GETTING SO GROWN UP. I'd also like to celebrate the success of my recent post, "All the thoughts I have at the gym." People shared it on Facebook, and it went over well with my blog's analytics. 

Quick FFF fun facts

• 1,186 people have read FFF in 2014.
• Since January, the average visit duration is 2 minutes.
• The most successful post written in 2014 was Episode 5 of The Bachelor, Juan Pablo.
• 32 countries have read FFF this year.
• Top 5 reading cities are: Dallas, Lubbock, Houston, New York (???), and Carlsbad (COME ON, HOMETOWNERS, I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU.
• Less than 1% of you read FFF on your phone, which is truly fascinating and bizarre, because Gen Y.
• The top mobile device used to read FFF is the Apple iPad, by a long-shot.
• Facebook (like most things in life) is the top referral source of traffic.
• The Man Repeller retweeted my blog the day after I created it. It was a bizarre out of body experience.

The proof is in the screenshot.

In honor of FFF's first birthday, and the success of the gym blog, I will be giving away a pair of Lulu lemon pants to one lucky blog subscriber. How do you enter to win this prize, you ask? Subscribe to my blog. There is a little square on the top right corner that is happy to take your e-mail.

5 Reasons you should subscribe to my blog:

• The obvious reason being so that you can be notified IMMEDIATELY with an annoying e-mail, that will probably end up in your spam folder, after each time I publish a new post.
• Because you hate The Bachelor and The Bachelorette but you can't stop obsessing over who Andi is sending home.
• Sometimes you get bored at work and you need a 3 PM blog pick-me-up. You fear your boss will catch you reading the word "ass" on my blog, but you're a risk taker with a severe wild streak.
• Did I mention I'm giving away LULU LEMON to one lucky subscriber.
• LIKE I'M LITERALLY BUYING A SHIRT AND MAILING IT TO A SUBSCRIBER. 

How this works

• I will list all people who entered, assigning each of them a number. 
• I will enter the number of entries into random.org.
• That website will legally choose a random number, and that person will be styling at their next gym sesh.
• I will e-mail that winner, and announce him/her on Facebook. I will order the size/style of that persons choice!
• I'm going to message you on Facebook if you shared my "Thoughts at the gym" post. You're entered, honey!
• I'LL PICK A WINNER FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!

I'm going to type that in a bigger, bolder font. 

I am going to buy the winner Lulu Lemon pants the size and style of her choice.

But Augusta, what if a dude wins?

LOL. K.